so apparently when jrr tolkien was a professor on the first day of class he’d wait until his students were in the lecture hall and seated and starting to wonder whether they were all in the wrong room before throwing open the doors at the back of the hall and striding down the aisle reciting the first 50 lines of beowulf in old english so moral of the story if you don’t know anything about jrr tolkien aside from lotr you are missing out my friend
*quotes Supernatural during sex*
"Do these tacos taste funny to you?"
"You breed with the mouth of a goat"
”I need you to let me touch it.”
"he was my gay thing"
"Dude, you can’t poke it with a stick."
"Cas, get out of my ass"
"I’ve got genital herpes."
these are not actual quotes
these are actual quotes
when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming
do you know how great the dresses from the 2010 alice in wonderland movie are
they’re really great
and let’s not forget the best thing
it was practical female armour
practical ~feminine~ female armour too, lyk OMG!!111
COLLEEN ATWOOD IS THE MIND BEHIND ALL OF THESE!!!! She does most of Tim Burtons movies. She also did Snow White and The Huntsman and My Chemical Romances Black Parade Uniforms